And Mrs Vac called me old, senile and daft
Her. 'will you go and buy my sister some little bits for Christmas, she likes Schwarzkopf'.
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She told me the road where I could find the shop. I walked along and found a ladies hairdresser with a neon sign saying Schwarzkopf. I went inside and asked if I could have a selection of their products, the look on their faces was 'someone has been on the Christmas sherry'. Took a bagful of product home to be met with, 'what the hell is this'.
Her: 'I said Swarovski, she collects the little crystal animals'
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The pottery store was next door to the hairdressers.
Anyone want some shiny gorgeous hair in time for Christmas?