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Just thought of another one, "if your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard, you might be a redneck".
Your Favorite Jeff Foxworthy "Redneck" Jokes
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Not if it’s a 1964 MF-35 diesel
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New one from Mr. Foxworthy.
"If the for-sale sign in your yard was put there by your neighbor, you might be a red neck"
"If the driving portion of your driving test was filmed by a police helicopter, you might be a red neck".
My own, if you have a t shirt that reads, "your a moron".
"If the for-sale sign in your yard was put there by your neighbor, you might be a red neck"
"If the driving portion of your driving test was filmed by a police helicopter, you might be a red neck".
My own, if you have a t shirt that reads, "your a moron".
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Emergency beer!
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"If your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a red neck."
"If you house has wheels, but you cars don't, you might be a red neck.".
"If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a red neck".
"If you once mowed your yard and found your car, you might be a red neck".
"If the gas pedal on your truck is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a red neck".
"If you house has wheels, but you cars don't, you might be a red neck.".
"If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a red neck".
"If you once mowed your yard and found your car, you might be a red neck".
"If the gas pedal on your truck is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a red neck".
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If you like both kinds of music, country and western, you might be a redneck.
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If you think a Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy, you might be a redneck.
If you use a tailgate for a picnic table, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever financed a tattoo, you might be a redneck.
If you use a tailgate for a picnic table, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever financed a tattoo, you might be a redneck.
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If you think the last four words of the national anthem is, "gentlemen, start your engines", you might be a redneck.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they are all say Cool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Your idea of taking you wife on a cruise is circling Dairy Queen, you might be a redneck
If you've ever stared at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate, you might be a redneck.
If you cannot marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it, you might be a redneck.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they are all say Cool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Your idea of taking you wife on a cruise is circling Dairy Queen, you might be a redneck
If you've ever stared at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate, you might be a redneck.
If you cannot marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it, you might be a redneck.
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If your house has wheels, but you truck doesn’t, you might be a red neck.
if you go to family reunions to meet girls, you might be a red neck.
Famous last words of a red neck, “watch this”.
if you go to family reunions to meet girls, you might be a red neck.
Famous last words of a red neck, “watch this”.