Your Favorite Jeff Foxworthy "Redneck" Jokes

[Twelvefret]

Just thought of another one, "if your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard, you might be a redneck".

 

[HookUp]

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

 

[Twelvefret]

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Not if it’s a 1964 MF-35 diesel

 

[Twelvefret]