Your Favorite Jeff Foxworthy "Redneck" Jokes

[Twelvefret]

Just thought of another one, "if your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard, you might be a redneck".

 

[HookUp]

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

 

[Twelvefret]

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Not if it’s a 1964 MF-35 diesel

 

[Twelvefret]

 

[Twelvefret]

New one from Mr. Foxworthy.

"If the for-sale sign in your yard was put there by your neighbor, you might be a red neck"

"If the driving portion of your driving test was filmed by a police helicopter, you might be a red neck".

My own, if you have a t shirt that reads, "your a moron".

 

[Gairdner]

Never heard of him. I’ll stick to Billy Connolly thanks very much.

 

[JamieM]

 

[Twelvefret]

Emergency beer!

 

[Twelvefret]

"If your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a red neck."

"If you house has wheels, but you cars don't, you might be a red neck.".

"If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a red neck".

"If you once mowed your yard and found your car, you might be a red neck".

"If the gas pedal on your truck is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a red neck".