Any good jokes?

[N0ggie]

What I if told you
That you the read the first line wrong
Same the with the second
And also the third

 

[Grarea]

Wow.
That is soooo hard for me to see what I read wrong lol.

 

[JamieM]

 

[JamieM]

 

[Twelvefret]

Just in!!

 

[Twelvefret]

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Maybe so, but the attractive (to me) one is not the one with short arms. YMMV, of course.

 

[Dobbo25]

 

[Twelvefret]

Words have meaning...LOL!!

 

[Northam Saint]

 

[Wayne]

I've just been sacked from my job making computer keyboards.
My Boss said I wasn't putting enough shifts in and that I'd completely lost CTRL.

 

[Wayne]

This morning the Wife woke up with a huge smile on her face.
She's just chucked all my Sharpies away.

 

[N0ggie]

Find out if someone is vegan by asking them any questions at all. If they are vegan this fact will be incorporated into the answer.

 

[N0ggie]

Motorists, save money on fuel by putting bigger wheels on the back of your car. That way you will always be going downhill.

 

[Twelvefret]

Sad....

 

[TexStubble]