Any good jokes?

[Twelvefret]

I was reminded of some members....LOL!!

 

[Paper Plane]

steve

 

[Vacumatic]

I like Palmolive Shave Cream, does the job and not expensive. I also lather my face rather than a bowl and thought it would be a good idea if I emptied a tube of the cream into a suitable container, dip the brush and on the face, perfect.

Mrs Vac. I have run out of Clarins Night Cream, can I use some of your stuff?

Me. Help yourself.

Two minutes later there was a scream that could have curdled milk. She looked like Shrek.

 

[Twelvefret]

What's going on...

 

[Wayne]

The Wife hates it when I mess about with her Red Wine so I've just added fresh fruit and Lemonade to it. She Sangria than ever!

 

[Paper Plane]

steve

 

[Mike Smart]

I sent my wife 12 red roses for valentines

 

[Mike Smart]

 

[Mike Smart]

is Butcheeks one word ?
or should i spread them apart

 

[Mike Smart]

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything

 

[Twelvefret]

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It was Garryowen.

 

[Chris]

There has been a spate of transphobic posts here recently, the next one earns the member who posted it a seven-day ban.

If you’re incapable of posting without ridiculing a minority, don’t post.

 

[Dobbo25]

There has been a spate of transphobic posts here recently, the next one earns the member who posted it a seven-day ban.

If you’re incapable of posting without ridiculing a minority, don’t post.

Transphobic? You want to give your head a wobble Chris. The posts were not ridiculing a minority at all.

Most of the Jokes on here offend somebody, minority or not but obviously you must be one of those people who are offended on everyones behalf
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Are we not allowed to poke fun of minorities, is there a new law I don't know about?
I could understand it if the jokes are racist, homophobic, or about disabled people but they're not.
They are about a minority group who I'm sure can laugh at themselves, as they do about straight people and the people who are offended on their behalf.

 

[Dobbo25]

Heres one to offend the gingers.

 

[TexStubble]

There has been a spate of transphobic posts here recently, the next one earns the member who posted it a seven-day ban.

Sir, I seriously doubt whether you posses the qualifications needed to diagnose someone as having a phobia. To insinuate that these members suffer from any type of phobia, or similar mental disorder, reflects quite poorly on yourself as a representative of ATG.
Please choose your language more carefully, as words have specific meanings, especially in the field of mental health.