I was showing my doctor the rash on my c0ck today.
He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it.
He just said make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushing his shopping trolley with his wife.
Bloke goes bungee jumping with his wife. He goes first and all is well. She goes second and cracks her skull on the ground and is taken to hospital. In the back of the ambulance, bloke says to her "That'll teach you to lie about your weight!"
L'Oreal have announced a huge mens' hair products deal with Man Ute new signing Pogba . Unfortunately the deal has fallen through because he couldn't stop laughing when he tried to say ..... "Because I'm worth it "