A week and a half ago I figured, let me call the doctor for prescription refills. Easy peasy, right? But, they don’t answer the effing phone! The voice said, “We don’t give a rat’s ass. It’s faster to just use the app, shmuck.” So I went to the app. The app said you’re piss out of luck dillweed, call the office. I tried, BUT THEY DIDN’T ANSWER THE EFFING PHONE!!! So the other day I went into my pharmacy, explained what the eff was
not happening, and the nice man asked, “Would you like me to call the doctor for you?” Please and thank you, kind sir…
Well, this morning my phone rings. It’s the doctor’s office. The young lady said, “The doctor won’t fill your refill request.” I said, “I know.” “Would you like an appointment?“ she asked. ”Yes, please, and thank you very much. That’s what I’ve been trying to do for a week and a half…” and I proceeded to explain how I first tried calling, used the app, had the pharmacy get involved, and boy was I pleased that I’d be getting this taken care of once and for all. “Oh,” she said. “I can’t schedule for you. I was calling to tell you that the doctor won’t refill your request and that you need an appointment. I’ll have one of the girls from scheduling call you. Stay by your phone.”
That was at 11 AM. It’s now 8:30 PM. Nobody called. The app is still giving me the finger, the office is closed and I have neither appointment nor prescription.
20 minutes ago, as I was typing something
in the app similar to the above, directly to my doctor just to keep him in the effing loop… wouldn’t you know, I got an effing error message… Sorry Moron, we’re having technical difficulties. Please try again later or call the office during regular business hours.