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Twelvefret

Twelvefret

Forum GOD!
JamieM said:
The biggest problem with bags of dog poo, councils do not provide enough poo bins, my local park has 4 it's not enough.
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The park here had bins labeled "dog poop deposits" every 50 yards. The problem resulted in dogs that shat halfway in between. Plus, people were peeing in the bins meant for dogs. One cat was shot for using. The outcry from those that felt using "poop" was vulgar was such that the bin were relabeled poo poo places pooches preferably. The people peeing continued. Suddenly all bins were removed and dog owners were free to leave bagged excrement on the side of the trail. Park rangers are now responsible for collecting bags of dog poop.
 
Vacumatic

Vacumatic

Testy
I was at a conference and a friend, a nutcase friend, brought his dog, a Scottish terrier of some sort. Awkward little sod it was like its owner but I took pity on it and as the conference hotel was near the beach and he was a speaker I offered to take the dog out for a run on the sands. He gave me a poo bag.

I have never seen so much poop come out of a such a small dog, four blasted times. Jason Momoa would have been proud at the volume. Four into one just did not go.
 
TobyC

TobyC

Patriot
Vacumatic said:
I was at a conference and a friend, a nutcase friend, brought his dog, a Scottish terrier of some sort. Awkward little sod it was like its owner but I took pity on it and as the conference hotel was near the beach and he was a speaker I offered to take the dog out for a run on the sands. He gave me a poo bag.

I have never seen so much poop come out of a such a small dog, four blasted times. Jason Momoa would have been proud at the volume. Four into one just did not go.
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The dog felt relieved, got a load off it's mind, was full of... :giggle:
 
Zorro

Zorro

Forum GOD!
Vacumatic said:
I was at a conference and a friend, a nutcase friend, brought his dog, a Scottish terrier of some sort. Awkward little sod it was like its owner but I took pity on it and as the conference hotel was near the beach and he was a speaker I offered to take the dog out for a run on the sands. He gave me a poo bag.

I have never seen so much poop come out of a such a small dog, four blasted times. Jason Momoa would have been proud at the volume. Four into one just did not go.
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TobyC said:
The dog felt relieved, got a load off it's mind, was full of... :giggle:
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What a moving story... 😂
 
JamieM

JamieM

Extreme sharpness is ephemeral!
R181 said:
Man do I hate time changes. Just survived another jump to DST today. Too bad they can't coordinate the change with Europe which changes on 30 March.

Bob
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Bob, I have never in my 66 years been able to name one single positive thing about changing the clocks, I wish they would leave it alone.
 
R

R181

Grumpy old man
To make it even more ridiculous they moved the western boundary on the Canadian side for the eastern time zone to slightly west of Thunder Bay. New York city is in that same time zone in the US. That is an east - west lateral spread of about 1600km/1000mi.

Bob
 
Vacumatic

Vacumatic

Testy
The European Parliament agreed to abolish the twice yearly hour change in 2019 but with Covid and other stuff it simply didn't happen.

You will need to have a good sit down talk with your dog Bob, they just don't understand why you are not getting up according to their body clock and, more importantly, where is their dinner?
 
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R181

Grumpy old man
Vacumatic said:
The European Parliament agreed to abolish the twice yearly hour change in 2019 but with Covid and other stuff it simply didn't happen.

You will need to have a good sit down talk with your dog Bob, they just don't understand why you are not getting up according to their body clock and, more importantly, where is their dinner?
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I could only hope that they abolish the twice a year change here.

No need to have a talk with the dog. That bailiwick belongs to the Boss. :wink:

Bob
 
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