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Vacumatic

Testy
Speaking of the cold.

I heard something very Yorkshire last night, a friend called, he had phoned his Leeds brother and invited him out for a Christmas drink.

Him: Hi Bro, Happy Christmas, would you like to come out to the Dog and Duck for a Christmas drink, it's on me.

Brother: Well, okay, just a quick one, the heating is on and there is no point heating an empty house.

The brother is single.
 
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Northam Saint

Forum GOD!
Had the blinding offer of another Sky Glass TV for another room and a reduction in my monthly bill. Couldn’t say no to that ! That was yesterday, today I get a “how was your delivery” email. My reply ?

I was surprised that is was delivered from a shabby looking van that had seen plenty of better days. The driver unloaded it, and the lady he was with carried it in. What I found slightly odd as well was the stained mattress the driver moved in the back of the van to access the television. Plain nasty that was !

A fair and accurate account.
 

TobyC

Patriot
For ages now I have been trying to get Mrs Saint to get a hearing test. She continued to say no it’s fine I am not deaf, it’s just tinnitus. Today she comes home, “I had a hearing test today”. Result ? She does have hearing loss. Didn’t say I told you so !
With us it was the other way round!

steve
Yeah, I'm the one who keeps saying "nah, I'm good".
 
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