Twelvefret
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Better than trying to enjoy feral dogs.You seem retired from your workforce, enjoying with your pet dogs?

Better than trying to enjoy feral dogs.You seem retired from your workforce, enjoying with your pet dogs?

You seem retired from your workforce, enjoying with your pet dogs?
Every stinkin' day???My typical daily intake. Daily breakfast is all before 7 am. Porridge with a chopped up Banana, and a cup of tea, 7.30 am, 1 apple, another cup of tea, 8 am, prep main meal, 9 am, walk the dogs about 4 miles. Back home around 10.30 am, feed the dogs, prep myself a sandwich today, I had a scotch Egg followed by a coffee and an egg custard tart. Main course: Yellow Thai Chicken Curry with mixed veg, dessert creme caramel. for my supper, which is usually around 6 30pm for me, as I rarely eat after this time of the evening. a small bowl of roasted Almonds and Cashews with a few pieces of Chocolate and a cup of tea.
Yes, my breakfast is set in stone, I'm a creature of habit, all that in between painting, decorating and maintaining the house, I have a high-maintenance wife also. There is no rest for the wicked.Every stinkin' day???

Well done Jamie, I admire you. I would be dead by nowYes, my breakfast is set in stone, I'm a creature of habit, all that in between painting, decorating and maintaining the house, I have a high-maintenance wife also. There is no rest for the wicked.![]()

Is there a low maintenance wife available?Yes, my breakfast is set in stone, I'm a creature of habit, all that in between painting, decorating and maintaining the house, I have a high-maintenance wife also. There is no rest for the wicked.![]()
I assume there's a shave in there somewhere?Yes, my breakfast is set in stone, I'm a creature of habit, all that in between painting, decorating and maintaining the house, I have a high-maintenance wife also. There is no rest for the wicked.![]()
Low maintenance wife doesn’t offer enough sex life for their bloody husband.Is there a low maintenance wife available?![]()
Voice of experience?Low maintenance wife doesn’t offer enough sex life for their bloody husband.

Low maintenance wife doesn’t offer enough sex life for their bloody husband.