I have many rants but don't want to get kicked off with my first post. Here's a few and some are parables
You have two ears and one mouth; learn to use them in that proportion
Ignorance of the law is no excuse
The dildos of consequences are rarely lubed
Never decide until you absolutely have to
I was supposed to go to anger management classes, but those people just piss me off
Some people have a deficiency of lead in their bloodstream
Never yell at your waiter - or the person you're checking your bag in at the airport
People driving the speed limit in the fast lane
And in following with the grizzly theme, some humor
I was once asked when your in the wilderness hiking with a buddy, what's the best self defense weapon to carry. My response was a .32 concealable pistol because if a bear come after you, shoot your buddy in the knee and run.