Caveat: this post is not intended to offend my tea drinking friends in the UK or elsewhere.
About two months ago, due to my raging ulcer, I was sadly forced to give up coffee and make a switch to tea as my caffeine delivery system. Seems the acidity in coffee is the culprit. Now, I’ve been drinking coffee since a very early age. By the time I was six years old I was enjoying a cup at breakfast with my parents every Sunday morning. By the time I was in high school it was daily. I love coffee. It tastes so good to my mouthbrain, and two cups in the morning keeps me going until bedtime. I’m addicted to the stuff.
Tea on the other hand, does not equal coffee in the flavor department, imo. Straight up black tea is about the only variety I can get down. I thought I’d follow Picard’s lead and try some “Earl Grey hot” but blech! I’ve tried a number of varieties and brands and have learned a few things... as with beer, I don’t like fruity or herbal teas or extra flavors in tea (with one exception, cinnamon). Please keep the fruit flavored nonsense at arm’s length. I like oranges and lemons, but ugh, not in a hot beverage. Further, as you would expect there are subtle differences in flavor between two brands of the same variety. Flavor seems to vary from brand to brand much more so than coffee. Honey doesn't work for me in tea, and I’ve tried it enough to become conditioned to it. I find sugar more appealing, but still prefer the tea without sweetener. A sprinkle of ground cinnamon kills some tea flavor, but it doesn’t dissolve and I’m left with gritty bits of it with my last swig. But yet, I like and drink coffee sans sweetener. While I occasionally enjoy black coffee, I like it best with a small splash of milk or half and half; dark, no sugar. Tea with milk? Uhhhh, NO. And what’s the deal with steeping? Clearly there’s an art to it that I haven’t yet mastered. Coffee you pour and drink. Tea you have to let sit and steep ”3 to 5 minutes.” Really? I pour the water and then move on. By the time I’ve come back its cooled. God forbid I come back in ten minutes it’s cold and too tea-ish. Makes my tongue feel all hairy. Like some Cabernets have strong tannins that sit on the tongue, know what I mean?
Just this morning I did a quick google search and found a reduced acidity coffee that purports to be a good choice for people with GI issues. It’s over $14/pound, but I’m interested in trying it, so I can hopefully return to my morning custom and enjoy a steaming hot beverage that satisfies.
Thank you, rant over. Cheers!
