Any good jokes?
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Twelvefret
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This has happened to me.
Twelvefret
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Ever have the "big head"?
Vacumatic
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Eve was feeling lonely, she called for help and God came to her.
'I am lonely, I need some company, I have no one here, can you help me?'
'I can help you, I will create a man'
'What is a man?'
'A man is not as perfect as you, he will lie and cheat and be difficult to Comprehend, he will need to scrape the beard from his face and be concerned about his appearance and what people think of him. His descendants may support something called Manchester United, although the Devil hasn't made that so far, they will wear red shirts in memory of their maker, his descendants will drive electric cars and invent other pointless things, they will pay money to watch women take off their clothes, he will drink beer until he falls over but object most loudly if you push him over. More or less, he will fit your needs and give you children. There is one condition to this creation, you must let him and his descendants believe that Man was the first, this will forever be our secret, Woman to Woman'.
'I am lonely, I need some company, I have no one here, can you help me?'
'I can help you, I will create a man'
'What is a man?'
'A man is not as perfect as you, he will lie and cheat and be difficult to Comprehend, he will need to scrape the beard from his face and be concerned about his appearance and what people think of him. His descendants may support something called Manchester United, although the Devil hasn't made that so far, they will wear red shirts in memory of their maker, his descendants will drive electric cars and invent other pointless things, they will pay money to watch women take off their clothes, he will drink beer until he falls over but object most loudly if you push him over. More or less, he will fit your needs and give you children. There is one condition to this creation, you must let him and his descendants believe that Man was the first, this will forever be our secret, Woman to Woman'.
Paper Plane
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steve
TexStubble
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I think it was the Amazon/Alibaba cartel testing their new delivery prototype.
Vacumatic
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These urinals have been installed with the intention that maintenance and cleaning would be reduced
Designed by a woman, the rumour that they contain a mind sensor to detect bad behaviour which is connected to an internal blade blade is probably unfounded.
Volunteer testers are awaited
Designed by a woman, the rumour that they contain a mind sensor to detect bad behaviour which is connected to an internal blade blade is probably unfounded.
Volunteer testers are awaited
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Wickham-Soap-Co
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That's why it's a good idea to carry a carrot in your pocket, just in case you're presented with such things.
I prefer to carry a parsnip.
Wickham-Soap-Co
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Each to their own. As the old saying goes... One man's carrot is another man's parsnip.
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