!! Blimey nearly fell off the chair when I Googled that! 
Randy
Forum GOD!
If someone post this on the SOTD, I'm outta here.
TobyC
Patriot
Only 4.5 oz / 133 ml, I was going to offer you two bucks for one, but then I saw this, too much crap for me!
Ingredients
Aloe Vera Juice, Organic Blue Lotus Hydrosol, Stearic Acid, Grass-Fed Beef Tallow, Duck Fat, Organic Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Organic Illipe Butter, Organic Aloe Vera Butter, Organic Kokum Butter, Organic Hemp Seed Butter, Organic Glycerin, Potassium Stearate, Sheep Milk, Camel Milk, Sodium Hydroxide, Grass-Fed Bison Tallow, Argan Oil, Organic Camellia Seed Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, Organic Blue Lotus Absolute, EOS Complex, Silk Amino Acids, Soy/Rice Peptides, Hyaluronic Acid Oil, Hydrolyzed Collagen Protein, Ceramide Complex, Orange Butter, French Clay, Manuka Honey, Organic Vitamin E (ET-50 Oil), Sodium Lactate, Xanthan Gum, Comfrey Extract, Aloe Vera Extract, Organic Viola odorata Extract, Milk Thistle Extract, Chamomile Extract, Lactobacillus Ferment, Lactobacillus & Cocos nucifera (Natural Preservatives), Calendula Extract.
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.