Vintage turd.

[efsk]

About the ultimate a man can achieve: have your fossilized giant turd displayed in a museum.

 

[Gairdner]

About the ultimate a man can achieve: have your fossilized giant turd displayed in a museum.

Working on it, my good man, working on it….and heave!

 

[R181]

Are yours the diameter of a billiard ball??? What have you been putting in there to make it that big???

Probably not but some days it feels like I'm giving birth to a Stoker. Old navy saying with apologise to Stokers everywhere.

Bob

 

[Gairdner]

Probably not but some days it feels like I'm giving birth to a Stoker. Old navy saying with apologise to Stokers everywhere.

Bob

Haha, reminds me of the Small Faces lyric, “Groping with a stoker from the Coast of Kuala Lumpur.” From Rene if memory serves.

Yes, that’s it:

 

[Rufusdog]

Working on it, my good man, working on it….and heave!

Eat lots of cheese. That’ll bind you well and then one day… kablam

 

[TobyC]

Probably not but some days it feels like I'm giving birth to a Stoker. Old navy saying with apologise to Stokers everywhere.

Bob

They ain't what they used to be, but I still wouldn't want to "pass" one.

 

[TobyC]

Working on it, my good man, working on it….and heave!

You need one of THESE.

 

[Gairdner]

It’s ok Toby, Matron says she has one in in her laboratory…

Matron, no, no , I’m not doing that, I’ve told you before. No, NO, MATRON NOOOOOO!!!

<Gairdner will be back after a protracted recovery time, signed: Matron>

 

[Twelvefret]

For me, starting a thread discussing excrement is lame and unnecessary.

 

[Gairdner]

For me, starting a thread discussing excrement is lame and unnecessary.

Poo!

 

[Vacumatic]

For me, starting a thread discussing excrement is lame and unnecessary.

I know what you mean but the bottom (he he) line is that you know what you are getting by the title and it doesn't brake break the forum rules.

Sometimes it is better to just skip along to the threads and posts that have more appeal.

 

[Twelvefret]

I know what you mean but the bottom (he he) line is that you know what you are getting by the title and it doesn't brake the forum rules.

Sometimes it is better to just skip along to the threads and posts that have more appeal.

While I agree, seeing such nonsense is stupid and seeking attention.

 

[Gairdner]

While I agree, seeing such nonsense is stupid and seeking attention.

Och man, it’s just a wee harmless laugh. A bit of gutter or sewer humour but you have my apologies for any offence caused as from your posts, you seem a top bloke.

Here’s cheers,
Graeme

 

[Twelvefret]

Och man, it’s just a wee harmless laugh. A bit of gutter or sewer humour but you have my apologies for any offence caused as from your posts, you seem a top bloke.

Here’s cheers,
Graeme

Perhaps, but given my experience, unnecessary…lol!

 

[Gairdner]

My Faither would agree with you and even now, I’d be getting a clip round the ear hole if he saw this thread. Only thing is, these days, he’d get the clip back!