Time to get a case of nervous hives and the heebiejeebies

[Chris]

Timeless - because it's gorgeous and it gives superlative shaves.
Weber - for those days when I want something on the milder side.

 

[Lord Fatboy]

She'd need to give up about a grand worth of make-up brushes first... But Wardonia All-Metal & Schick Krona

 

[Batch300]

Blackbird (85mm) - new and only used 4 times but nice shaves
Seygus 2016 Black - enjoyable purchase, nice mild razor, great service, first shave forum based razor purchase, sentimental

 

[ManicDee]

If your wife (or significant other) laid down the law and insisted that you get rid of all but two of your razors, which ones would they be? Oh, you can't divorce her, or dump your girlfriend(s). You have to decide.

I'll start: I would never part with my Merkur 39c, or my PAL Injecto-Matic. Everything else is negotiable.

You say I can't Divorce or Dump them But can I Dismember them ?

 

[OJ82]

-Blackbird 101
-Timeless oc .68

 

[TimothyJames]

This is an easy one guys, pick out two, then lie and hide the rest where she won't see them. Telling her what she wants to her has worked for me for over 40 years.

 

[Rufusdog]

As I find my Mach3 and Sensor give comfortable and close shaves I'd dump my 6 DE and 1 SE razors. In fact I'm thinking of doing just that.