The unfortunate events of Emma Phillips

LeeBot

LeeBot

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I think there's something positive to be said for the message - Don't be embarrassed to seek medical help. There's quite a few documented cases of sepsis / toxic shock syndrome when a girl has been too embarrassed about tampons and periods.

I would question whether holding a bright purple dildo while pulling a shocked face is the classiest method but whatever works I suppose. Good luck to her.
 
Gairdner

Gairdner

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Hush, hush chaps, bum's the word. Reminds me of the old Billy Connolly joke where a fella had murdered his wife, buried her in the garden but left her arse sticking up in the air. When asked why he did this, the canny chap replied, "I need somewhere to park ma bike!"

What a fanny in more ways than one! :facepalm::eek::wacky:
 
Billyfergie

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Gairdner said:
Hush, hush chaps, bum's the word. Reminds me of the old Billy Connolly joke where a fella had murdered his wife, buried her in the garden but left her arse sticking up in the air. When asked why he did this, the canny chap replied, "I need somewhere to park ma bike!"

What a fanny in more ways than one! :facepalm::eek::wacky:
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I Bet there is Multi Thousands of Wife's Buried in Back Gardens & Laying Under the Floor Boards all Over the Joint..:wacky:

Billy
 
Gairdner

Gairdner

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Billy's All-in-One Garden Grave Funeral Service - "We'll even do her in for you!"

Economy Service = garden border (good for fertilising yer flooers!)

Middle-of-the-Road = under da turf (look for the extra bright green patch in years to come!)

Creme de la Creme = beneath a brand new patio (from cooncil slabs to posh flags!)


* Dispatch by sharpened garden spade attracts extra surcharge as does the burying of fat bitches

Satisfaction Guaranteed!
"The only guid yin's a deid yin!" - Oor Billy​
 
Billyfergie

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Gairdner said:
Billy's All-in-One Garden Grave Funeral Service - "We'll even do her in for you!"

Economy Service = garden border (good for fertilising yer flooers!)

Middle-of-the-Road = under da turf (look for the extra bright green patch in years to come!)

Creme de la Creme = beneath a brand new patio (from cooncil slabs to posh flags!)


* Dispatch by sharpened garden spade attracts extra surcharge as does the burying of fat bitches

Satisfaction Guaranteed!
"The only guid yin's a deid yin!" - Oor Billy​
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Darn Corker..Takes a Jock to Read a Jocks..Mind..:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Billy
 
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