Sabotage

[Nishy]

Whilst having a relaxing straight razor shave this weekend, I looked over to the side of the sink and to my horror (slight exaggeration) I spotted a Gillette Mach 3 Flexball!

Shocking, a nice razor but when I have half a room and attic space dedicated to non cartridge wet shaving, why would the wife even consider owning such a tool. Especially as it's mentioned as an obstacle, to every guest that asks what is all this poop.

First thought that came into my mind, sabotage with a capital S. Perhaps if I bent the blade, or removed the lube strip or maybe the head just somehow snapped off from a fall.

In the end I asked my wife if the razor was for personal areas, she said no it's for her legs, I replied with "oops". The razor was binned and I had to slyly take an electric to my lower regions last night

Now I need another excuse should she return with another

 

[slapo]

I wonder if she got it on sale Gillette had on their website for their small gift sets recently.
If you have the Fine Marvel, try it with short injector blades. Super gentle, hardly any blade feel, but great efficiency. Also works with e.g. Parker Variant.

Oh, and I got the Mach 3 and Skinguard sets that were on sale last week, in case you were wondering. They're good for very quick shaves.

 

[Nishy]

I wonder if she got it on sale Gillette had on their website for their small gift sets recently.
If you have the Fine Marvel, try it with short injector blades. Super gentle, hardly any blade feel, but great efficiency. Also works with e.g. Parker Variant.

Oh, and I got the Mach 3 and Skinguard sets that were on sale last week, in case you were wondering. They're good for very quick shaves.

Ah this may be the culprit. Yh Mach 3 is not a bad shaver at all, I'm just a DE snob

 

[Steve Bowles]

Ah this may be the culprit. Yh Mach 3 is not a bad shaver at all, I'm just a DE snob

...who shaves his 'lower regions'. It is the end of civilisation as we know it.

 

[Holyzeus]

I haven’t used a cartridge in 4 years and that occasion was due to flight restrictions. Have no intention to try again

 

[Nishy]

...who shaves his 'lower regions'. It is the end of civilisation as we know it.

It got to the stage where charging rent was my only other option

 

[p.b]

OK - I'm a bit lost.

@Nishy am I understanding this correctly: you sabotaged a (cartridge) razor thinking it was for your wife's private parts. On hiding out it was for her legs you realised you'd made a mistake? Does that mean you're OK with her using a damaged razor on her private parts but not her legs? Dude, are you some kind of sexual deviant????

And then, in contrition - some form of genital self-flagellation, you shave your balls with an electric razor!!!! Is this because you feel you are a bad, bad man?

My friend, how does your sick mind work??

 

[Northam Saint]

...who shaves his 'lower regions'. It is the end of civilisation as we know it.

The phrase “Trimming the bush to make the trunk look bigger” ?

 

[Nishy]

OK - I'm a bit lost.

@Nishy am I understanding this correctly: you sabotaged a (cartridge) razor thinking it was for your wife's private parts. On hiding out it was for her legs you realised you'd made a mistake? Does that mean you're OK with her using a damaged razor on her private parts but not her legs? Dude, are you some kind of sexual deviant????

And then, in contrition - some form of genital self-flagellation, you shave your balls with an electric razor!!!! Is this because you feel you are a bad, bad man?

My friend, how does your sick mind work??

Haha, I don't know where to begin! No self-flagellation let's start here I can't mention anything else firstly incase she reads this and secondly I'll probably be digging a bigger hole

 

[Nishy]

The phrase “Trimming the bush to make the trunk look bigger” ?

I'm liking jungle and anaconda better