Reusable toilet “paper “

Twelvefret

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There are also what some sellers advertise as portable bidets, which are basically squeeze bottles with a long-ish neck. There are also some which you can just stick into common plastic beverage bottles.

I've been using one called HappyPo XL (was ~£19 when I bought mine) for a few years now, started when toilet paper became scarce due to panic buying during lockdown.
I have one of the "necks" that can be inserted into common beverage bottles as well, and I use them when travelling.

They save on toilet paper and can preserve your dignity and comfort when travelling and facilities aren't up to snuff.
I've never used a bidet. Doesn't using one leave your privates wet necessitating the need for drying paper?
 

slapo

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I've never used a bidet. Doesn't using one leave your privates wet necessitating the need for drying paper?
It can, but then you can wait a little until it drips off or use a little bit of toilet paper get rid of the moisture.
Even with toilet paper used, I find it's generally less than I'd have used otherwise.
 

Twelvefret

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It can, but then you can wait a little until it drips off or use a little bit of toilet paper get rid of the moisture.
Even with toilet paper used, I find it's generally less than I'd have used otherwise.
I mean, I would seriously consider a hand held device. I know this is too much information, but I clean the privates in the shower.
 
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Rufusdog

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At boarding school we had to use single sheet bog paper which was shiny on one side and scratchy on the other. I don’t know the brand, but it was so impermeable that it probably could have been rinsed off and used again.
 

Rufusdog

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At boarding school we had to use single sheet bog paper which was shiny on one side and scratchy on the other. I don’t know the brand, but it was so impermeable that it probably could have been rinsed off and used again.
I think Jeyes was it.

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Smiffy

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I've never used a bidet. Doesn't using one leave your privates wet necessitating the need for drying paper?

There is usually a towel near the bidet, I would hope a his and hers.

Bidets have been described as 'for the fastidious man and the considerate woman'.

Make of that what you will.
 

Chris

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For some reason bidets never caught on in the UK and seem to be regarded with suspicion, as though having a cleaner bottom is something to be ashamed of. Having been on holiday to parts of Europe where they're commonplace I missed them when I came home.

I have however found a product called Wype, it's a gel that you put onto toilet paper that makes it into an effective wet wipe. Flushing wet wipes is a bad thing, so this stuff which gives you the benefit of a wet wipe without clogging the drains is brilliant.
 

Mike Smart

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I was working out in Indonesia for over a year & you just didn’t get toilet paper anywhere.
My work took 3 months to actually get some on site
it’s all Bidet with a soaking wet floor.
The worst thing was going for a number 2 as you had to take your overalls off first or they are getting soaked on the floor. If you had a dodgy stomach it was torture getting the overalls off in time.
i had a few near misses lol.
 

MntnMan62

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For some reason bidets never caught on in the UK and seem to be regarded with suspicion, as though having a cleaner bottom is something to be ashamed of. Having been on holiday to parts of Europe where they're commonplace I missed them when I came home.

I have however found a product called Wype, it's a gel that you put onto toilet paper that makes it into an effective wet wipe. Flushing wet wipes is a bad thing, so this stuff which gives you the benefit of a wet wipe without clogging the drains is brilliant.
They really haven't caught on here in the US either. I don't know anyone who has a bidet in their home. Of course, I don't travel in the super wealthy circles.
 
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