Poll: How many toilet rolls do you own?

How many toilet rolls do you own?

  • None. Please explain!

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Just the one. Living on the edge.

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Up to ten. I'm a normal human being.

    Votes: 20 52.6%
  • Up to fifty. I have a large family.

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Up to a hundred. I'm panicking.

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • More. I'm the guy emptying the shelves.

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Over a million. I own a toilet roll factory and will be very rich soon.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    38

Blademonkey

Forum GOD!
I'm down to my last two rolls and I doubt I will be getting any more soon what with the shortages but it's not the end of the world though, I've run out before and still managed to keep myself clean!
:) P.
 

Steve

Boomer Member
Most people have a shower located in the same room as the toilet. If you've made a mess doing your business, get in the shower and wash your ass. It's not difficult!
 

Cristobal

Forum GOD!
15 rolls left (I buy a pack of 6 each week anyway, covid 19 or not)

After that, we'll have to improvise (I'm pretty sure there are parts in world where TP is not available and other means are used...)
 

Burgundy

Forum GOD!
Enough that I’m not worried about it for the time being. A nine-pack is on next week’s online shop (in ten days time) but if that doesn’t turn up I’ll start to get concerned.
 

Ventastic

Forum GOD!
Since we have a small shop here that we just closed, we have about 130 rolls for 4 people. I don't think we'll be running out.

I can nevertheless highly recommend a "Po-dusche" for those of you that DO run out. It's a handheld bidet alternative and at least cuts down on the amount of toilet paper needed.
 

Nisse

Old geezer
Panic made me constipated so that is helping and using both sides of paper is also stretching my limited supply of rolls
 
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Chris

Forum DOG!
Staff member
We got a 24 pack with our last shopping delivery which is what we usually buy. The mrs was at the shops today and saw some in stock so she bought another pack, not been home yet so I don’t know how big but it is one pack.

I’m only worried about running out because of people panic buying, we won’t be buying more until we’re down to the last few rolls.
 

Steve

Boomer Member
Every single supply chain in the U.S. and U.K. has said that there is plenty of toilet paper available. If people don't panic buy then the shops won't run short between deliveries. It is because of the herd mentality that shops have bare shelves. Maybe it's time to thin the herd.
 
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