chazt
Forum !
“Enjoy every sandwich.”
- Warren Zevon
“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
”When you’ve seen beyond yourself
then you may find peace of mind is waiting there.
And the time will come when you see we’re all one,
and life flows on within you and without you.”
- George Harrison
- Warren Zevon
“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
”When you’ve seen beyond yourself
then you may find peace of mind is waiting there.
And the time will come when you see we’re all one,
and life flows on within you and without you.”
- George Harrison
Gairdner
Forum GOD!
Don’t piss against the wind.
Learn how to poop in the woods.
But don’t wipe your arse with nettles.
Nobody hears when you fart against thunder.
Pick up your own dog’s poop.
I like DE shaving but that doesn’t mean I’m any good at it.
We all have one arse so don’t put up with anymore.
I love birthdays: if I didn’t have them, I’d be deid.
When you’re young, have a pile of shags ‘cos when you’re old, all you’ll have is a shagpile.
Cream carpets show up shite best.
Always eat too many sprouts at Christmas: with any luck, your relatives will piss off home because of the smell.
Playing rugby without full contact is just tig with an an egg.
When I wake up in the morning, I think to myself, “Oh feck, not again.”
Scottish Fitba’
Hibs are pish.
So are Celtic.
And Rangers.
Aberdeen aren’t famous anymore.
1986 never happened.
Neither did 2016.
But 2012 was the best year ever.
Albert Kidd is the devil.
St Mirren were paid off.
And don’t mention Dundee.
On Saturdays, Pittodrie is half full of sheep.
On Sundays, it’s full of sheep poop.
In case you didn’t know, England apparently won the World Cup in 1966.
But Scotland gubbed them in 1967.
Learn how to poop in the woods.
But don’t wipe your arse with nettles.
Nobody hears when you fart against thunder.
Pick up your own dog’s poop.
I like DE shaving but that doesn’t mean I’m any good at it.
We all have one arse so don’t put up with anymore.
I love birthdays: if I didn’t have them, I’d be deid.
When you’re young, have a pile of shags ‘cos when you’re old, all you’ll have is a shagpile.
Cream carpets show up shite best.
Always eat too many sprouts at Christmas: with any luck, your relatives will piss off home because of the smell.
Playing rugby without full contact is just tig with an an egg.
When I wake up in the morning, I think to myself, “Oh feck, not again.”
Scottish Fitba’
Hibs are pish.
So are Celtic.
And Rangers.
Aberdeen aren’t famous anymore.
1986 never happened.
Neither did 2016.
But 2012 was the best year ever.
Albert Kidd is the devil.
St Mirren were paid off.
And don’t mention Dundee.
On Saturdays, Pittodrie is half full of sheep.
On Sundays, it’s full of sheep poop.
In case you didn’t know, England apparently won the World Cup in 1966.
But Scotland gubbed them in 1967.
TexStubble
Forum GOD!
Hard times create strong men
strong men create good times
good times create weak men
weak men create hard times.
--G. Michael Hopf
strong men create good times
good times create weak men
weak men create hard times.
--G. Michael Hopf
Missoni
Fellow Traveller
...very apt for the times we are living in...