please share amazing quotes and wise words

[UKRob]

Don’t p#SS into the wind.
Don‘t drink the yellow snow.

 

[TobyC]

"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim"

 

[Rufusdog]

Mark Twain, “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

 

[R181]

The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde

Bob

 

[Rufusdog]

Warren Buffet, “Price is what you pay, value is what you get.”

 

[Rufusdog]

Scott Adams “The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.”
”There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”

 

[Charcoal]

“Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.”

Gandalf the Gray

 

[Dr Watson]

 

[TobyC]

 

[TobyC]

 

[TobyC]

 

[TobyC]

 

[Mike Smart]

here’s a great quote

One who falls down the rabbit hole
ends up skint

 

[Deleted member 2936]

What's this suppose to mean? Sorry to sound thick I don't get it lol

 

[Twelvefret]

Regarding golf, "you can't buy a good game".