Why the fug would you be putting after shave round your bangle?The old rubby dubby doo is purty cold. Osage Rub, I mean. Just don't go splashing it round your back door unless you've had a bad curry!
They should provide menthol arse wipes in Curry House toilets to send a waft of coolness up the old Oxo Towers. Ahhh, that's better sighed the fat Scotsman after depositing the remnants of his King Prawn Vindaloo. Man, a vindaloo poo is a richt sare fecht!Can you buy this splash by the gallon?? Set a bucket of it beside the bog!


I made a similar mistake once with the chef of my local Indian. I told him that his vindaloo wasn't hot enough, despite being very tasty....his eyes should have said it all, silly me! Needless to say, he made me a Phaal with a difference, double the spice content. Blew my head off and left me feeling like I delivered mortars down the bowl.I had an argument with a chef a few years ago. I thought his Chilli too hot with no taste. I bet him he couldn't make a Chilli I couldn't eat. Well I ate it, but within ten minutes the old tea towel holder was bleeding. Had to ice the chocolate chute but the bet was won and eight people ate for free that night - I didn't eat for a week mind!
Italian Barber will ship these to the UK, according to the Barrister and Mann website.@Boojum1 - I'd love some Arctique, alas finding a UK stockist is not easy.
I really don't like ordering outside of the UK as I am impatient for delivery and don't want to pay HMRC any more than I already doItalian Barber will ship these to the UK, according to the Barrister and Mann website.
http://www.italianbarber.com/products/barrister-mann-arctique-tonique-aftershave-splash1
Really matches the soap well, both super cold... but the soap is harder to lather due to super high concentration of menthol in it.
But, I MIGHT be tempted with this!According to Will (Barrister & Mann), Italian Barber will ship products with alcohol internationally. It can be done, but it is more paperwork than most vendors are willing to handle. They would be the best option if you are looking for American made aftershaves. (Also, keep in mind, Italian Barber is Canadian, and their prices, I believe are in Canadian Dollars, not US.)Will the alcohol content mean it can't be shipped here though? I know they do alcohol free that can be.