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These are as good or better than Foxworthy sayings.
- "Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas - no curves."
- "Looks like the boy genius is tryin' to show me up."
- "Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth."
- "Oh, that woman got a mouth like an outboard motor."
- "That dog is as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal."
- "Who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?"
- "That's a joke son, I say, that's a joke."
- "Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar"
- "Boy's gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off"
- "Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me on the noggin' with a rollin' pin!"
- "Boy, I say boy, pay close attention to me, "cause you're a burrito short of a combination plate."
- "Stop, I say stop it boy, you're doin’ a lot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’.” - Foghorn Leghorn.
- "That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart."- Foghorn Leghorn.
- "This boy is more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind." - Foghorn Leghorn.
- "He's about as sharp as a bowling ball." - Foghorn Leghorn.
- "His muscles are as soggy as a used teabag." - Foghorn Leghorn.
- "There’s something a little yeeeee about a boy that doesn’t like baseball." - Foghorn Leghorn.
- "This boy’s making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin’ a fit on a tin roof." - Miss Prissy.
- "Go, I say go away boy, you bother me." - Foghorn Leghorn.
- "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." - Fogho
