Finally getting there...

[Dr Watson]

You've either got it, or you haven't

 

[Wayne]

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Sooner or later you will be sat drooling staring out of a window in a pool of your own urine waiting until the nurse comes to stick pins in you whilst you try to eat powdered mash!
Getting run over by a bus sounds tempting doesn't it? Lol

 

[Shaverrific666]

I never knew that old peoples homes smelt of aldehydes, lavender, neroli, bergamot and lemon; carnation, sandalwood, orris root, jasmine, rose and pine tree needles; tonka bean, amber, musk, vanilla, oakmoss and tobacco. I always thought they smelt of pressure sores and colostomy bags.
Still you live and learn.

 

[Blackmass]

Sooner or later you will be sat drooling staring out of a window in a pool of your own urine waiting until the nurse comes to stick pins in you whilst you try to eat powdered mash!
Getting run over by a bus sounds tempting doesn't it? Lol

you will be sat drooling staring out of a window in a pool of your own urine waiting until the nurse comes to stick pins in you whilst you try to eat powdered mash!

This will be me this coming Sunday morning! I'm "out-out" Saturday night...and it's been a while. Gonna hit it hard! Laffin!

TBH I've got to an age where I fall asleep before I can get too drunk.

#livingthedream

 

[Blackmass]

You've either got it, or you haven't

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I never want it!

Apologies to the OP.

 

[Grishnak]

Sooner or later you will be sat drooling staring out of a window in a pool of your own urine waiting until the nurse comes to stick pins in you whilst you try to eat powdered mash!
Getting run over by a bus sounds tempting doesn't it? Lol

Don’t tell me I’m the only one that does this now?...............

 

[Steve Bowles]

I thought France was a suberb of Germany

It might even be a 'suburb'. Northern education.

 

[Steve Bowles]

+2 for Fine soaps. It’s based on Tabac but doesn’t smell like an old peoples' home.

That would be Eau de Urine.

 

[Wayne]

It might even be a 'suburb'. Northern education.

Ah, Typing police I see, sorry I was doing woodwork while you were doing typing and needlepoint.

 

[Steve Bowles]

Ah, Typing police I see, sorry I was doing woodwork while you were doing typing and needlepoint.

Not 'typing police'. Anyone can type, only Southerners can spell, apparently, but you go back to your 'woodwork'; how many match-sticks have you completed that have passed quality control?

 

[Beau Nidle]

Now, now, children!

 

[Wayne]

Not 'typing police'. Anyone can type, only Southerners can spell, apparently, but you go back to your 'woodwork'; how many match-sticks have you completed that have passed quality control?

Not many to be honest....Typing is getting better though I can almost speel my name

 

[Steve Bowles]

Don't you worry. There's a new razor on the market everyday -- many stainless steel -- and all looking for a B&B.

 

[Wayne]

Don't you worry. There's a new razor on the market everyday -- many stainless steel -- and all looking for a B&B.

I wish bowlsey! Bit of a drought on when it comes to decent razors these days.