February 2024 Acquisitions

slapo

It's... alive!
Could make for an interesting dialogue when going through airport security.

Officer: "Sir, what is this item?"
NS: "It's just a small gizmo to make sure I don't blow my top."
Officer: "Did you say 'blow'? Is this part of an explosive device?"
NS: *facepalms* "No, sir, it's just to make sure I wouldn't go off."
Officer: "Sir, please step away from the doodad and put your hands behind your head!"

Or maybe not. :D
 
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