Don't hit a Moose

Vacumatic

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Norfolk in the east of England is a strong agricultural area, well populated with pheasants. I was driving through and my passenger was the idiot son of the owner of the business and I was his mentor, I lost count of the number of times I simply had to kick his shins under a desk to make him Shut Up, he was also a huntin', shootin', fishin', man. We were on a quiet country road, running late, he saw a pheasant on the grass verge, shouted PHEASANT, grabbed the steering wheel and turned it to hit the pheasant. The car went over the verge, through the hedge and into a farmers field.

Car was a mess, all he said was 'well we nearly got it'.
 
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