101 Signs you've elevated to Pro Level Hobbiest

[smooth_criminal]

83. You hang around supermarket / pharmacy aisles preaching the virtues of wet shaving to unsuspecting members of the public who are buying some cartridges and foam

 

[smooth_criminal]

84. You urge your friends and family to stroke your face to truly admire the closeness of your shave

 

[smooth_criminal]

85. You're known as 'the weird shaving guy' at work

 

[smooth_criminal]

86. Your colleagues no longer ask what you bought online and got delivered to work, as they presume it's just another shave soap

 

[Lann]

87. Your pulse begins to race when you hear mention of the words unobtainium and BST in the same sentence.

 

[Lord Fatboy]

88. You fill a brush with lather and hand it to your wife in the shower saying, "Rather than go against the grain straight away you might want to try..." and similar.

 

[Nick_S]

89. You realise you are attempting to convert people to the correct ways of shaving
90. You succeed in the above

 

[Lann]

91. You are on first name terms with all artisan brush, razor and soap makers.
92. The aforementioned artisans believe you to be a potential stalker.

 

[Shaverrific666]

93. You're on first name terms with the Postman, and the main staff at the local delivery office....

 

[Nick_S]

94. You've purchased water testing kits to determine if you need to move house to get the best from MWF.

 

[Wayne]

95. You can lather MWF with your eyes closed

 

[Nick_S]

96. You've actually used a full puck of MWF

 

[forestfield]

97. Bought a storage unit for the bathroom to keep you soaps in.
98. Outgrew storage cabinet, had to buy another.

 

[Chris]

99. When you use your best-looking shaving kit because you're expecting visitors, arrange it aesthetically in the bathroom, and are then disappointed when no-one mentions it.

 

[Lord Fatboy]

100. You fret about being 101st in a "101 signs you're elevated to pro-level hobbiest" thread.