Northam Saint
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I recon it was for a Christmas job, moonlighting in a grotto. But then I remember Christmas was a write off.View attachment 84411 3 weeks in itchy as hell and sore too.
I recon it was for a Christmas job, moonlighting in a grotto. But then I remember Christmas was a write off.View attachment 84411 3 weeks in itchy as hell and sore too.
Come and sit on my knee and tell me what you wantI recon it was for a Christmas job, moonlighting in a grotto. But then I remember Christmas was a write off.
I bet you have used that pick up line with the ladies a few times.Come and sit on my knee and tell me what you want
Nowt comes up anymore.....I bet you have used that pick up line with the ladies a few times.
But try “ come and sit on my knee and we will talk about the first thing that comes up “. It will either work or they will belt you one.
Just looking at your photo makes my face itch, me feel grubby and wanting to shave.View attachment 84411 3 weeks in itchy as hell and sore too.
My Wife says the same every time she looks at me.Just looking at your photo makes my face itch, me feel grubby and wanting to shave.
You no longer resemble your avatar?! I grew a beard for short while in my early twenties, partly as a reaction to cutting myself to ribbons wet shaving and making the classic novice mistakes. It was such a fag it didn't last long but the freshly revealed skin was smooth as a baby's bum. I've been trying to emulate that finish ever since, an increasing problem with the weather worn, wrinkly face!Thank f*cking God for that! I couldn't stand much more. The pain was terrible. The Beard itself was O.K but the irritation just wasn't worth the aggro. Glad it's gone and the Blackbird/ Wizamet combo took it down easily. Back to myself and I no longer look like a vagrant, which is nice.