Desert island shaves

[Tyke121]

Rex Razor
Feather blade
Simpson’s chubby
Mitchell’s woolfat soap
Mirror
Mitchell’s woolfat hand lotion for balm
Cat of nine tails bay rum
Pinaud bay rum

 

[Wayne]

She's a redhead.

Redheads and a desert island (or any hot climate/location) don't really work well together.

She won't be in the sun much pal!

 

[Wayne]

Presumably all part of @Wayne dastardly plan as he'll be required to rub obscene amounts if sunscreen onto Sarah Jane Mee...

I'll make sure she doesn't burn, I can assure you.