With the lead character Alex Forrest
A geordie goes off with a prostitute from Leeds.
He drops his pants, gets his nob out and the Yorky Hooker. says "Eee by gum, that's a gud un"..
Geordie says "Whats a gud un"..??
She replies, "It means a Big One"..
She drops her knickers and the geordie says "Eee by gum, that's a canny un"
She says "What's a canny un"..???
Geordie replies, "A fecking big Valley that Cowboys ride their Horses through".
Since today is Sunday I figured one of my favorite church jokes might be appropriateI got some viagra eye drops and gave my wife a hard look.